How can such an old man be so strong? Have you ever tried to lift a horse? Not that easy. He's an old man, and not only does he pick the animals up, he lifts them over his head. You get a checklist of all the animals you need, so it's pretty simple.

You just bring them to the door, and let those bastards run in there. So there's where you drop those fuckers off. (Noah picks up an animal) Holy shit! You just pick them up? Is that how Noah did it? He did it all by himself by picking the animals up and carrying them in the ark? Well, according to Bible Adventures, that's how it happened. The object's to get the animals in the ark. You got Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, and David and Goliath.

Would you want to buy this? With its weird baby-blue cartridge? That's made by a Christian gaming company that makes unauthorized Nintendo games? Let's check it out. And take this one, for example: Bible Adventures. All with weird, deformed cartridges made for Nintendo systems, but without any endorsement from Nintendo. The Nerd: I'm here to talk about a series of games based on stories from the Bible. ♪ He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice ♪ ♪ Oh, he's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice ♪ ♪ He's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls ♪ ♪ He's playin' some games, the worst he recalls ♪ Kyle Justin: (To the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town') But I'm aware the last screen is supposed to be a blank screen with text that says, 'Give your heart to Jesus', but I'm not seeing it, so I'm assuming I have to beat all three games to see the true ending, and I'm not going through all that trouble! Although, I will give my heart to Jesus.Bible Games - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 17 'They arrive safely in Egypt, and an angel visits Joseph.Īnd that's it? Did anything else happen? Did the angel say anything? Did the sight of the angel make Joseph sick to his stomach? Did the donkey stomp them in their sleep? What happened? I assumed that I pressed a certain button by mistake and canceled out the rest of the ending, but no! I've actually beaten the game multiple times just to solve this mystery, and the same thing happens! It just stays on this screen until you press something, and then it returns you to the main menu.

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